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A Monthly Subscription for Mouthy Mofos

Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 5-9 full-sized items per box + a soft-blend, locally-printed shirt (unisex XS-4XL, size chart above)
  • Item types include: totes, mugs, notebooks, apparel, self-care, and more
  • $130+ value per box
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box

Smartass & Sass *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription ^ is not available, but you'll love these other boxes!

Past Boxes from Smartass and Sass

Squad Goals Box
Squad Goals Box

This box would have had you holding your pals CLOSE AF! Some moments in life wouldn’t have been half as fun if you didn't have your tight squad there with you! We deserve some good-ass people in our lives. Remember the belly laughs? The smiles so big they hurt your cheeks? Included: oversized tote, mineral lipstick, marker set, pool bag, playing cards, cup set, greeting card, and mini felt board. Some past boxes are available in our shop!

Sorry Not Sorry Box
Sorry Not Sorry Box

This box was a reminder to be unapologetically YOU. Sorry not sorry bitches, we are remembering to take care of our minds, bodies AND souls. This box was all about being yourself and not apologizing for that. There is quite literally NO ONE like you. Included: shirt, wallet, ice cream scoop, hand sanitizer, bubble bath, luggage tag, swear jar, stainless steel bangle, and pencil pack. Some past boxes are available in our shop!

Keep Kicking Ass Box
Keep Kicking Ass Box

This box was a reminder to never stop the grind. Kicking ass turns from a hobby into a lifestyle after a while—and thats what we aim for. Included: shirt, eye mask set, notebook, pen, tumbler, headband, oracle deck, ring tray, and greeting card. Some past boxes are available in our shop!

Living My Best Life -  Sept 2022 (cutoff date is Sept 12)
Living My Best Life - Sept 2022 (cutoff date is Sept 12)

YOLO, baby! So let’s do this sh*t right. This month’s theme may mean something different for everyone, but the sentiment is the same: we can either let life make us its b*tch, or we can live it up, b*tches! Our vote is for the latter.


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